just survived the first fart of the relationship.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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