Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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