hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Randomize
