the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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