It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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