i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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