Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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