one two three fourrrrnication!
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.