Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?