I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though