we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often