i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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