ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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