She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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