hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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