her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just want nice things and good sex
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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