Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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