Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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