Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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