For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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