this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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