i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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