Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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