I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Just pee around me
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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