I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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