i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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