is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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