Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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