have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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