Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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