Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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