dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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