you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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