Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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