I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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