Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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