I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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