As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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