She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My ass is underappreciated
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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