In the future we'll all be gay
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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