Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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