my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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