I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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