Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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