we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
