She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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