I hate your face
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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