lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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