When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Randomize
