Someone shit on the floor
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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