i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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