your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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