I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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