Do you still have your period?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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