bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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