who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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