so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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